It's the day before the Super Bowl in New York City, and everything's a bit mad.
There are guys with makeshift corner stalls selling merchandise of questionable authenticity. There's a 60m NFL-sponsored toboggan run in the middle of Times Square, and a few hundred thousand fans moping around the city's icy attractions and paying more than they should for accommodation.
Add to the madness the chance of snow falling on tomorrow's game, the fact that despite being billed and promoted as "New York's" Super Bowl, the game is being played in New Jersey, and the somewhat intriguing coincidence (at least, I assume it's a coincidence) that the Denver Broncos and Seattle Sea Hawks represent the only two US States to have legalised marijuana.
Yes, Weed Bowl 2014 will be one to remember.
Unless you happen to be playing the game, in which case there's the real possibility you won't remember much at all.