A top English cricketer has taken retirement announcements to new heights, comparing himself to an "old dog with half a leg missing and an ear hanging off".
In the comical statement on his Hampshire club's website, the 34-year-old James Tomlinson departed with what has been described as the "greatest retirement statement in the history of English cricket".
The left arm pace bowler thanked opposing batsmen, slip fielders and even the Dukes cricket ball for boosting his career.
He stated: "I remember years ago watching a nature documentary that followed a pack of wild dogs on a hunt.
"At the front of the pack there were the young and keen dogs who couldn't wait to get stuck in, then in the middle were the experienced, healthy dogs who knew what they were doing and held the pack together.