The gulf between the world's fifth best men's hockey team and the 69th is 18 goals.
New Zealand opened their Oceania Cup campaign with a comfortable 18-0 victory over Papua New Guinea in Stratford this afternoon.
Goals were a constant during the contest as New Zealand were rarely challenged in defence and took the opportunity to work on keeping possession.
The Black Sticks opened the scoring in the third minute and the goals continued to flood in throughout the first 35 minutes as Stephen Jenness and Hugo Inglis had hat-tricks by halftime as the Kiwis took an 11-0 lead to the split.
The only time Black Sticks goalkeeper Hamish McGregor touched the ball during the first spell was when it drifted out early on and he simply passed it back to the defence for them to start the game running again.