In between cries of 'get real' and 'get in there' the essence of Ian Poulter is revealed. The cleanest striker of a golf ball, Poulter is not, but on the greens he punches like Mike Tyson in his prime and on his day he is never out of the running.
A second successive 66 in the second round of the Turkish Airlines Open gave Poulter a share of the halfway lead on 12 under par in a group that includes the irrepressible Henrik Stenson, bidding to win the European Tour's Race To Dubai to add to the US$11.4 million ($13.8m) he won this year by becoming the first European to win the FedEx Cup.
If Stenson takes out the Dubai honours, decided after this tournament and in Dubai next week (where the winner of the DP World Tour championship will pocket US$1.33m or $1.6m), he will add about 4m ($6.5m) to his bank account - a satisfying outcome, if it happens, as Stenson lost US$8m to financial fraud two years ago, leading to his plummet down world rankings.
A visiting dignitary from the United States, one Tiger Woods, is a stroke further back after shooting a course-record 63. Woods missed four birdie putts from inside 10 feet, substantiating his claim that he might have posted something really special - the 59 he might have hit and which has never been recorded this side of the Atlantic.
"If you look at the round, I missed four putts that I really should have made. Other than that it was a really good day," Woods said.