Perhaps Sir Nick Faldo thought this was the only way an Englishman would ever get his hands on the Claret Jug again. Certainly the three-time champion's comical "theft" of the famous trophy after teeing off on the first tee this week seemed grimly appropriate on the 25th anniversary of his last Open victory.
The R&A granted Faldo permission to play a practice round ostensibly because it is his 60th birthday next week. However, the governing body did so also in the knowledge that none of his countrymen have managed to prevail in the game's oldest major since 1992, when Faldo won for the second time at Muirfield.
The quarter-century void for St George is one of the more curious anomalies in golf, considering the fact it has toasted three other majors in the intervening period, as well as two world No 1s and three other players who cracked the world's top five.
Faldo inevitably had to answer the impossible question after completing his trip down memory fairway. He was keen to discuss his merry jape, which featured him putting the Jug up his shirt while running down the fairway before having his picture taken with it by his family.
"I can do whatever I want, I'm 60 now," he said. Alas, he could not throw any light on England's shortfall.