It was called a hydrology study weekend, and I guess a full understanding of water and how it works is pretty important for those in the plumbing industry when it comes to doing the job.
When the invitation arrived, it sounded quite daunting. The object was: "To further studies in the effects of stratification of different water temperatures, the turbulence and opaqueness effects of water at altitude, and their resulting effect on the durability of various types of plastics, alloys, man-made and natural fibres. Past studies have shown various inconclusive results using coloured and shaped objects being dragged at various depths by a portable mobile laboratory platform. Further research is justified as these objects have been known to snag on various types of water life."
But there are some clues hidden there and when 40 plumbers get together for a weekend away at a place such as Te Anau it is a safe bet that trout fishing might be high on the agenda.
So you fly to Queenstown, pick up a rental and drive to Te Anau. It's a lovely drive, around the Devil's Staircase, which follows the precipice that skirts Lake Wakatipu, then across the plains where five rivers converge at a town called, quite appropriately, Five Rivers. For those into trout fishing, and more so the classic dry-fly approach, this is as close to heaven as you can get in this country. And that is saying a lot in what is regarded as a mecca for fly-rod aficionados.
Then, when you pass a roadside store in a tiny place called Athol and the signs all proclaim you are at Stu's World Famous Fly Shop - which offers everything from fly-casting lessons to tackle, to guided fishing to hand-made trout flies, tackle and every type of fly fishing accoutrement - then you know you are indeed in the heart of trout country.