Could this be the greatest example of amateur goalscoring in the history of the game?
In the space of just 23 seconds, this passage of play manages to cram in seven headers, two goal-line clearances, one dithering goalkeeper, one substitute still trying to get his shirt on and, finally, Dan Hayes scoring for Deportivo Thurrock against Staines United in an English Sunday league.
This almighty goalmouth scramble (is there any other kind?) is surely the rightful successor to this impressively chaotic scene's crown.