Sometimes, a soccer player will do something so incredibly bad that they will instantly make a self-substitution and no one will need to question why.
This is one of those times.
In this clip from an amateur match in England, stocky striker Sam Hanson loses possession of the ball 40 yards out from his team's goal.
As is often the case in amateur football, Hanson's second touch is a tackle. A tackle that he horrendously overcooks.
From well outside the box Hanson throws the kitchen sink at the 50-50 challenge which results in a swerving, dipping strike that settles in the top corner of his team's goal.
