All the outrage fizzing out of Europe on the move to 48-team World Cup finals in 2026 would make the casual observer think it's the death of football.
British and European sportswriters have savaged Fifa boss Gianni Infantino's plans for 16 groups of three teams before the knockout phase (instead of eight groups of four). Most have penned sniffy opinion pieces bemoaning the lack of quality this will encourage. Making it easier for lesser teams to qualify for the finals leads to ordinary fare and blow-out games of little interest, they say.
This ignores recent lessons. Last year's 24-team European Championship was extended from 16 among similar criticism; its most memorable feature was the passage through the championship of little Iceland, culminating in their embarrassing 2-1 victory over England and showcasing the passion and inventiveness of the previously unknown Icelandic fans.
The English outrage over the revamped World Cup made me think of Princess Margaret, the Queen's younger sister, who once said: "We had to put a stop to the presentation of debutantes at Court - every tart in London was getting in." This from the chain-smoking, hard-drinking, bad-girl royal persuaded to abandon her true love and marry another, only for the marriage to descend into farce, multiple partners and divorce.
The point is those espousing nobility better live up to the ideals or their claims of propriety are unconvincing - a bit like England's international record since 1966.
Sure enough, some writers in Britain called the 48-team plan "the death of international football" - hilarious, seeing much international football outside the main tournament died years past at the hands of the clubs. This would have been recognised long ago but they are still making the corpses dance.