In the real world, the head of any organisation which has been mired in as much controversy and claims of wrongdoing as FIFA has would do two things.
Firstly, they'd take responsibility and front up.
And - in the face of what seems to be an overwhelming weight of evidence of systematic wrongdoing on the part of their organisation - they would tender their resignation.
But, that's not what FIFA President Sepp Blatter did when his organisation was plunged into crisis yesterday when a raft of senior officials were arrested on suspicion of receiving bribes totalling $100 million and when Swiss prosecutors announced a criminal investigation into the awarding of the 2018 and 2022 football World Cups to Russia and Qatar.
Instead, what Blatter did was first refuse to front the world's media and then attempt to absolve himself of any responsibility at all.