Cojones matter at this World Cup. The scale of Brazilian dismay at captain Thiago Silva's request not to take a penalty against Chile last Sunday is hard to overstate, prompting much talk in the bars around here about the size of his pair. But it is a very different story in San Jose.
The joke in the Costa Rican capital is that the national team coach, Jorge Luis Pinto, has cojones the size of large eggs. The reason why is a little hard to unravel but is based on Pinto sharing a name with one of the central American nation's most popular dishes, a mixture of rice and beans called gallo pinto. It is often served with eggs.
The improbable alliance between the studious little Colombian and his carefree adoptive nation seems to know no bounds. What started out as a wild adventure has developed into a journey of deadly serious intent, in which the players find that they are the talk of the football planet: a last eight team in the World Cup, facing the Netherlands tomorrow. The government back home is trying to find a way of bestowing Costa Rican citizenship on Pinto.
For a sense of what Monday's penalty shoot-out win over Greece meant to them, check out the YouTube film "El major dia de mi via" ("The best day of my life"), which every other Costa Rican seems to have seen, depicting agony building into delirium as Pinto's boys put away their spot-kicks in Recife. The crowds captured in the streets at the short film's finale cannot be less than 500,000, in a nation of only five million.
It is a similar scrum at Vila Belmiro, the Santos FC stadium, where the press room was just not built to accommodate the numbers gathered to hear Pinto's very serious "physical trainer" Erick Sanchez Alvarado provide a medical bulletin on the squad, before a couple of the players arrive to talk.