In the perfect storm of horrendous football you might chuck in a dreadful tackle, a botched clearance or open goal miss, but how about all of the above?
The 20 seconds worth of mad scramble between QPR and Manchester City in 1993 has been voted the worst passage of football ever by Italian magazine L'Ultimo Uomo.
Footage of the Premier League clash has been doing the rounds on Twitter, and the short video is glorious footballing ineptitude.
Play begins with a corner on the left. Neither side can plant a clean header on it and after a few air swipes, it falls to a City defender who dribbles bravely back towards his own goal.