In two days, the All Whites will be playing an international.
Unless you are a dedicated New Zealand football fan you probably don't know the national side are in Burma (Myanmar) preparing to play that country in Rangoon on Monday night.
New Zealand are ranked 136, sandwiched between Swaziland and Thailand, 61 places lower than the Faroe Islands, eight behind Belize - no cheating now, where is Belize? - and 17 behind St Kitts and Nevis. We know where they are, but these are difficult times for New Zealand Football.
In their release announcing the squad, plus 10 support staff, heading to the one-off match, is this sentence: "Deklan Wynne and Storm Roux were not available for selection due to an ongoing legal process."
And here we have the real problem for NZF. Their mishandling over player eligibility issues around the Olympic qualifying tournament in Papua New Guinea, which will almost certainly cost them a trip to the Olympics next year, is a blight on them and is set to have far-reaching consequences.