It was Phil Neville who noted that the last time Manchester United had played with wing-backs was on the opening day of the 1995-96 season.
That was the day of a 3-1 defeat at Aston Villa and Alan Hansen's famous observation that "you win nothing with kids" - the cue, famously, for a League and Cup double-winning campaign.
Two decades on, there were even harsher verdicts delivered after Saturday's sobering 2-1 home loss to Swansea City, which marked an ignominious start to the reign of Louis van Gaal. Steve McManaman, another ex-Liverpool man playing the Hansen role on BT Sport, declared this the worst United team in the Premier League era, and few would argue.
"Don't Panic" was the headline on the back page of Saturday's Manchester Evening News - in reference to the lack of transfer activity since the arrivals of Ander Herrera and Luke Shaw in June - but it is tempting to imagine van Gaal having an urgent talk with chief executive Edward Woodward after United's unconvincing display.
Van Gaal had showed with his team selection - handing debuts to midfielder Jesse Lingard and Tyler Blackett, who played on the left side of the back three - that he is a man to continue his new club's admirable tradition of bringing through their own, but the troubles of 20-year-old Blackett underlined United's problems.