My first thought was 'I'm going to get hammered for wearing these'.
Adidas had sent me a pair of their new Ace 16 PRIMEKNIT football boots to review and I immediately suspected their radiant highlighter-green colour scheme was going to cause me some issues.
"Bloody-hell Holloway, you've got to be a pretty flash player to wear those," was the predictable reception I received from teammates, dripping in sarcastic hidden subtext.
I am not a flash player. I'm an old fashioned centre-forward with dodgy knees and a lack of pace. But I do love new boots and I love a freebie, so I weathered the storm.
If I had it my way, every pair of boots I owned would be pure black. No highlights, no unnecessary attention, no accusations of being a 'fanny-dancer'. But I also realise at 30+ I'm no longer the target demographic and adidas' new stylish design seems pretty popular with the kids along with the likes of Mezuit Ozil, James Rodriquez and Roly Bonevacia.