A glimpse of football's alternate Super League came reality this week as some of the world's richest golfers gathered in England for a blockbuster series of press conferences, including some high-grade equivocation over whether any of them would play a tournament organised by Vladimir Putin.
Apparently, there was some golf too but by the time the talking about money had finished, the driving and putting barely merited a place on the highlights. This would have been elite European football's breakaway destiny too, had Florentino Perez, and assorted American venture capitalists, got their Super League way. Basically, an endless logjam of recriminations about the consequences. Mason Mount being quizzed about heritage European Cup winners marooned outside the closed shop. Marco Verratti's opinions on the dead hand of J.P. Morgan. Federico Valverde's position on the strength of Uefa's case in the European Court of Justice.
The benefit of the LIV Golf Series has been a vision of what sport is really like when it is sold off for the enrichment of a small elite, in this case in return for an incremental move on the dial of a blood-soaked regime's reputation. The old spell that sport casts, investing meaning and tradition in things that do not matter — and yet somehow do — is suddenly gone. All that was left in golf's case were a few taciturn multi-millionaires in baseball caps trying not to mention the money. At least the footballers opposed the Super League.
The Saudi Arabia incursion into professional golf will have felt familiar for the Premier League owners, chairs and chief executives who gathered last week for their annual general meeting. The Saudi-led consortium which finally gained permission to acquire Newcastle United in October led to the ousting of the Premier League chairman Gary Hoffman who had overseen the legal process, a cold serving of revenge by the many clubs opposing the takeover. By then the 20 had already lived through the storm of Project Big Picture and then the Super League breakaway — with all the division and rancour that brought.
Football's Saudi sportswashing was different: nobody wanted it other than the Saudi Public Investment Fund (PIF), the sellers and the embattled Newcastle fans dreaming of liberation from Mike Ashley. Presented with the legal case that included the end of Saudi Middle East rights piracy, Government relations with Saudi, and assurances that the Saudi state would not run Newcastle, the Premier League had little option but to pass PIF on the owners' and directors' test and take their medicine.