The guy in the red suit hardly had time to pack the sleigh away when the guy with the red nose took over.
Sir Alex Ferguson, Manchester United's manager, is a remarkable man. He is actually bigger than the game, an extraordinary situation when the game happens to be the squillion-pound English Premier League, the world's most famous domestic sports competition.
I am addicted to Ferguson and his team, not having missed a United match on television for a long time. I watch the rest but also channel surf them, whereas with United every second counts. The drama, the way they play, the personalities, the skill, the never-say-die attitude and, most importantly, Ferguson's win-at-all-costs behaviour that has accompanied him into his 70s, make for compulsory viewing.
It's a love-hate thing though. Ferguson's latest tirade has been really annoying, particularly because he got away with stepping over the line of acceptable behaviour and a clear attempt at intimidation. Unhappy with a decision in the Boxing Day clash against Newcastle, he harangued the referee, linesman and fourth official around halftime, yet was not charged with an offence.
The power of his personality, presumably, persuaded referee Mike Dean not to mention the outrage in his report. His getting away with it has angered many including Arsenal's managerial giant Arsene Wenger.