Chelsea centre-back John Terry wears three pairs of new boots in every English Premier League game. Yes, three.
He wears a new pair to warm up, a new pair for the first half and a new pair for the second, then never touches them again.
He justifies this incredibly wasteful ritual with a fear of the stretch. "When they get a little bit stretchy, that little bit big, I feel you lose that little bit of touch, which is why I get new ones," he told Soccer AM.
When you're earning $200,000 a week, ripping through $1000 worth of boots every gameday probably makes sense somehow, but back in grassroots New Zealand Football reality, I adopt a slightly different approach.
Playing in the amateur Northern League, I embrace the 'stretch' and the 'wearing in period'. I try to make two pairs of boots last the season, one for game day and one for trainings.