A maverick teenage footballer has been banned by league officials fed up with his constant rule-breaking - including wearing a cowboy hat on the pitch and making phone calls during a game.
Brian Garruto's persistent law-breaking on the football field finally proved too much for bosses of the North Side Co Ed Soccer League in Ohio.
In what is surely one of the best rap sheets of all time, Garruto has been booted out of the league for a list of utterly ridiculous reasons - which the bad boy himself shared on Twitter.
In a hilariously stuffy email, Garruto is cited for several bizarre breaches of the leagues rules.