The crazy nature of June's Oceania Nations Cup has been brought into focus by the fact the team that finished third are clear leaders and the team that won are dead last.
New Zealand top the table with two wins from two games (eight goals for, two against) and take on Nations Cup champions Tahiti home and away next month. Tahiti, who will compete at next year's Confederations Cup in Brazil after winning in Honiara, are the only team without a win, having gone down 4-0 to New Caledonia at home last night. That was on top of Tahiti's 2-0 opening defeat to the Solomon Islands on Friday.
Defeat to the All Whites next month will virtually eliminate Tahiti from contention for a playoff with the fourth-best side from North and Central America for a place at the 2014 World Cup.
They have often had tense matches with New Caledonia, but were undone by three goals in five second-half minutes and were eventually humbled 4-0.
The hosts were left stunned when France-based midfielder Cesar Lolohea unleashed a long-range shot that struck the post and found its way in off the goalkeeper on 57 minutes. Before they had time to get their breath back, Tahiti found themselves three goals down as Lolohea turned provider twice in quick succession.