It was a "claim an ACC referral and don't bother going to work on Monday" prescription from Auckland City to Hawke's Bay United at the weekend.
The O-League campaigners drew first blood early and then tightened the noose in the second half of their 5-0 victory over the Thirsty Whale-sponsored visitors at Kiwitea St in Auckland during their ISPS Handa Premiership soccer game.
"They are peaking for the World Club Championship so I've not seen a group of players at this level and one team hasn't showed up," said Bay United coach Brett Angell after the Ramon Tribulietx-coached hosts went ahead from an Emiliano Tade goal in just the 13th minute and maintained it to halftime.
Angell had advised his troops at the break to be better when in possession of the ball but when play resumed Bay United went 2-0 down from a goal in the 53rd minute to striker Ryan de Vries.
"I felt our heads had dropped a little bit and we conceded three goals after that very quickly where the game was put to bed in an eight-to-10-minute spell."