The problem with cricket these days is (insert your own clause here) the proliferation of T20 leagues/ player power/ DRS/ visible tattoos and ... no, please stop me before I take a bath with a live toaster.
Cricket has many and varied problems, macro and micro, most of them evident in the recently completed and thoroughly disappointing Ashes, but they cannot be neatly bundled into file marked 'Things were better in my day'.
Let's try to explode some myths: Australia did not lose the Ashes because of the Decision Review System; they have not dropped three straight Ashes series because of the Big Bash League; it's utterly improbable the root cause of their loss was the players' reluctance to accept previous coach Mickey Arthur (who, incidentally, New Zealand Cricket once coveted); and they did not lose because Michael Clarke has a tattoo of a guardian angel on his right arm.
They lost because they're pretty hopeless and England, even when they're only at half-cock, know how to win and, even more importantly, how not to lose. But England's efficiency is only mildly interesting. Australia's conflagration is a far better story. If their downfall doesn't resonate with New Zealand administrators, it should.
Australia once had a first-class competition that was the envy of the world but the Sheffield Shield has been in decline for a long time. A trio of NZ journalists, including this one, traipsed to St Kilda Junction Oval for a couple of hours in the days prior to the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Melbourne and were let down by the sheer ordinariness of the cricket between Victoria and, if memory serves, Queensland.