Call it a massive group run for cover; no one has been prepared to offer explanations for the farce which passed for New Zealand's opening cricket test against South Africa at Kingsmead, Durban.
There was no play after late morning on the second day - at which point New Zealand, at 15 for two, were battling in response to South Africa's 263.
Rain came, which was unexpected at this time of year, the ground was woefully underprepared, areas deep in the outfield were sodden.
No one, from match referee Andy Pycroft to umpires Ian Gould and Richard Illingworth, to the International Cricket Council, to Cricket South Africa, was prepared to offer a coherent explanation for why two days of bright sunshine were allowed to pass without, not only any resumption, but also without any visible signs of repair work being done to the outfield.
As always, theories abound as to why events unfolded as they did.