His mum, surprise surprise a Manchester United fan and owner of an Eric Cantona tattoo, said staff refused to write his first name on a customised Easter egg for fear of upsetting famous footballer and namesake Wayne Rooney.
Yours or mine?
Levante duo Ruben Garcia and Victor Casadseus botched a freekick against La Liga side Villarreal as they clearly didn't decide who was taking the shot beforehand.
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Class act
The daughter of the chief steward aboard the missing Malaysian jet has thanked Liverpool fans for giving her a signed jersey in honour of her football-mad father, in a story that has captured the nation's hearts.
Maira Elizabeth Nari - who has become a social media phenomenon in Malaysia for her poignant posts refusing to give up hope of finding her father alive - said three Malaysian Liverpool fans "went through a few obstacles'' to get the shirt signed by the club's players and manager after a recent game at Anfield, AFP reports.
"Feeling so blessed! I've no clue how to thank all of you,'' the 17-year-old wrote as she posted a picture of the shirt over the weekend, which has been shared on Twitter nearly 3500 times.
"It is indeed beautiful and true, that You'll Never Walk Alone,'' she added, in a reference to the team's slogan.
Keep inside the lines
The Philadelphia Phillies used children's drawings of their players instead of official photos during their game against the Marlins. A nice touch.
The Phillies Phundamentals children drew up today's starting lineup: http://t.co/kj1d1Ljc9R pic.twitter.com/29ohRRo0pN
Tweet of the day
Put this in the 'too much information' file along with Mark Richardson's tale on the Crowd Goes Wild Breakfast yesterday about using the toilet in a flash hotel.
Wifey was trying on dresses in front of me in the lounge & I have to say I got a little excited.Then she turned me down.
#Ego_Took_A_Hit