"Man, I have seen this movie," drawls a familiar voice. "The ending is s***. [Dave] Brailsford needs to put the shovel down and stop digging."
This has been an interesting Tour de France in many ways. The battle for the yellow jersey has been the closest in years. There have been crashes and controversy. French panache. Plenty of talking points. But there has been one unexpected addition to this year's Tour, which has added to the experience for many - Lance Armstrong's Stages podcast.
Stages attracts around 300,000 downloads a day across all platforms and that number is growing. The podcast has obvious limitations. Recorded a few minutes after the end of each stage from an Airstream caravan in Aspen, Colorado, it offers little in the way of "live colour"; the sights, the sounds, the smells of a hard-working peloton on the road.
What Stages does offer is unique insight into cycling's biggest race from a man who lived it, breathed it and, let's face it, abused it for years. It is irreverent. It is mischievous. He gets guests on. Former teammate George Hincapie has been sitting in recently.
The elephant in the Airstream can get too much. There is clearly more than a little hypocrisy in cycling's biggest cheat and bully of all time, a man who destroyed careers, criticising Team Sky principal Sir Dave Brailsford for cherry-picking which reporters he wants to speak with.