I hate golf, but I liked what Jack Nicklaus said about its exponents: "Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses."
So do New Zealand cricket fans. Proper ones, not the Fairweather Johnsons of 2015 - more on them later.
We've been punishing ourselves for years as we traipse across continents - airport-by-airport, hostel-after-hostel, bar-after-bar-after-bar - bleeding beige and watching the Black Caps occasionally win. It has been magnificent, and we usually don't care if we win or lose because we love the game. But The Golden Bear was bang on: there have been some cruel courses along the way.
But things are different now. This is a Kiwi squad with winning embedded in the twisted double helix of its DNA. And over the past 12 months it has repeatedly delivered, pummelling teams some days, staving off certain defeat on others, or finding a golden arm when things were looking ominous. For a masochist like me, it makes for a nice change.
The wrinkled old heads of McCullums - Brendon and Nathan - Daniel Vettori, Ross Taylor and Grant Elliott have joined the unwrinkled old head of Kane Williamson to create a winning culture, but with a notable absence of dickhead culture. Mike "Hug" Hesson and his cadre have had a colossal influence on this too.