These days, everywhere the New Zealand team go they see the smiles and they hear: "Well done yesterday, guys" and "You bloody rippers!" and "Congratulations - keep going ... "
The Hesson/McCullum edition of the team is squeaky clean too - there are no distractions. We're talking about their cricketing feats, not their pub escapades or social media pugilism. The most interesting thing that has happened to the men in black hats is a bout of dysentery and a sore shoulder. And if things have the faintest whiff of a pre-fight fiasco, the cold-blooded, deadpan librarianism of Daniel Vettori is wheeled out to quench the media flames.
Of course, there have been memorable and galvanising moments over the past 16 years. On foreign soil the momentous series-levelling heart-stopper in Hobart in 2011 is hard to beat, and Shane Bond's destruction of Australia on their national day at Adelaide in 2002 made cricket lovers run hysterically on to the streets in their underpants. Effigies would have been burned in excitement, had they been available.
At home, indelibly etched memories include McCullum slashing Zaheer Khan wide of gully to move to 302, as his old man Stu clapped at the Basin, accompanied by thousands of Wellingtonians. This was a moment where cricket enchanted and the nation, if only for half an hour, watched one man.
But on home soil, team-focused optimism is a rare beast indeed.
Maybe only two cricketing occasions have truly reverberated well outside the boundaries of the nation's cricketing population.
I was in my orange cardigan and Stubbies when the ignominious underarm rolled out. The Chappell brothers' disgraceful performance put New Zealand cricket on the map, as Richie Benaud denounced the act: "It was. One of the worst things. I have. Ever seen. Done. On a cricket field."
And the second was that glorious record-breaking run of shock and awe in 1992, unravelled by a portly Pakistani from Multan who didn't care for the script of our fairytale.
As we imbibe from the fountain of cricketing goodness, it's worth remembering that six in a row is not even an unprecedented unbeaten streak of Cricket World Cup victories for New Zealand.
The 1992 team hold that record, their spanking of Australia sparking seven straight wins that finished with a Jones/Crowe masterclass pantsing of England at the Basin Reserve.
Another sobering thought is that we've had last-start losses against two teams at this World Cup: West Indies and South Africa. Both loom large in the 2015 Kiwi World Cup bubble.
• Paul Ford (@beigebrigade) is co-founder of the Beige Brigade and one-seventh of The Alternative Commentary Collective. He dares to dream.