Life can get pretty tough when you're a talisman and you're having one of those days when you just can't "talis".
So it was with New Zealand's captain Brendon McCullum, who didn't so much fluff his lines on the biggest day of his cricketing life as he had the script ripped from his sweaty palms by a two-metre giant enjoying the form of his life. At the risk of subjecting you to a sports reportage root canal, it is worth reliving that first Mitchell Starc over in detail as it was awfully emblematic of the top-order struggles to come.
Ball oneGuptill takes strike, as he always does. Starc paws at the turf on the 30m circle. More worryingly for the batsman, wicketkeeper Brad Haddin takes up residence close to the 30m circle at the opposite end, as strong a piece of evidence as any that Starc has great rhythm in this tournament. He lopes in and delivers a 148km/h settler outside off stump, which Guptill gratefully lets go.
Ball twoJust short of length, so the swing is negated. Guptill rides the bounce all the way down to third man for a nerve-settling single.
Ball threeMcCullum is on strike. He cut a remarkably relaxed figure during the morning and is unlikely to have given a second thought to the local papers that are proclaiming him the key wicket, the man standing between Australia and a coronation. McCullum murders the ground with his blade, hunches down in preparation and is beaten all ends up by a 150km/h inswinging yorker that defeats off stump by a couple of inches. You can almost see Starc grow a bit taller.