Cricket World Cup: #MCGsobig #SOS - 'Kane Williamson' is lost in the MCG

Kane Williamson isn't lost in the MCG - honest, folks.

A Black Caps fan posing as Kane Williamson has a keen sense of humour, poking fun at Australia's sledge about the size of the MCG.

Here is his twitter commentary on Williamson's visit to that huge pitch (and for those who think it's Williamson, @NotNossy stresses his account is a parody):

#MCGsobig I walked out to inspect the pitch yesterday and I still haven't gotten there

— Kane Williamson (@NotNossy) March 26, 2015

Day 2 of quest to inspect pitch: beginning to lose hope. Cannot even see stumps. Grass stretching to the horizon. Supplies running low.

— Kane Williamson (@NotNossy) March 26, 2015

Have not eaten for 24 hrs. Corey desperate. 'We should eat Trent.' Stupid. No meat on that. #MCGsobig #SOS

— Kane Williamson (@NotNossy) March 26, 2015

Tim has lost it. Thinks he is cow. Mooing and eating grass. This is the longest he's gone without seeing his reflection. #MCGsobig

— Kane Williamson (@NotNossy) March 26, 2015

Abandoning mission. Will never reach pitch. Trying to attract help by making fire using Dan's glasses. #thankgodhewenttospecsavers #MCGsobig

— Kane Williamson (@NotNossy) March 26, 2015