New Zealand's cricketers have been underdogs from the moment Australia first looked down on them in the 19th century and sneezed, but seldom has any canine been so far under a top dog as New Zealand in their World Cup semi-final against India.
India have it all: more money than all the other cricket boards put together, hundreds of millions of adult males to choose from, and cricket is the only sport in towns, cities, slums and fields. In this World Cup they topped the qualifying group and lost once. New Zealand have lost their last three games, and their assets add up to not a great deal more than Kane Williamson, good governance, and the few males who don't play rugby.
"India are a very successful side and very popular side with a large population and a lot of [television] cameras, which is great," Williamson said deferentially on the eve. "They bring so much to the sport that we are fortunate to be a part of."
Next the steely bit. "But it is a cricket match. You do try and simplify things as best you can, as a team, and it does come back to the cricket that we want to play," added Williamson. No mention of course that he has scored a third of his team's runs, a higher proportion than anybody else for any country in this World Cup, and would have been averaging well over 100 but for the hand of God, or the fingertips of Mark Wood, that ran him out in their last qualifying game against England.
And conditions in Manchester might well assist New Zealand more than India. Showers are forecast for the morning, and the pitch will not be a used one that suits India's spinners. In the first of the semi-finals - and so much the better - winning the toss and batting will not equate to winning the game, as it almost invariably did in the second half of the qualifying round.