Sport's most overrated World Cup is nearly upon us. Can't wait for the good bits though.
Cricket's one-day tournament isn't a real World Cup, it's an excuse for one. It is more irrelevant than ever, now that 50-over cricket is the poor relation among the three forms of the game. One day, the World Cup will get beaten up by T20 free-for-alls such as the Big Bash, and disappear.
The tournament is a tiring march and the lead-up a long run-in. New Zealand's multitude of warm-up games versus Sri Lanka and Pakistan hasn't exactly thrilled the masses. New Zealand's final fine tuning involves park-rules games against South Africa and Zimbabwe.
Cricket's World Cup is full of holes. It is a long haul but the final is too short. A true World Cup would have a best-of finale akin to baseball's World Series, but by that stage everybody wants to go home. The winner of the tournament might be the best team in the world, but winning it doesn't automatically announce you as the best. Worse still, any upset draws a match-fixing cloud so - sadly - becomes a PR nightmare rather than a fairytale.
Rugby naysayers point out how few teams are in genuine contention for the Webb Ellis Cup, but even less can win this cricket World Cup. South Africa and Australia are roaring favourites, with New Zealand a distant third. No one else has much hope. The field includes the United Arab Emirates, which is more bizarre than playing a football World Cup in Qatar.