The David Warner-Joe Root skirmish has provided a peach of a story for a hungry British sports press machine to chomp into ahead of the Ashes.
A relatively tame Antipodean Champions Trophy encounter between Australia and New Zealand turned into a fascinating observational opportunity as each juicy, salacious detail was savoured. Scribes sat hunched in clandestine corners with phones wedged between shoulder and ear as pens frantically scrawled information from no doubt impeccably-placed sources.
It was the perfect storm required for the Ashes 2013 build-up. Not only was an Australian player swinging his fist on the booze; he'd also delivered the blow on an English player currently enjoying a press honeymoon on the back of prodigious form. The incident has been a catalyst towards building nationalist fervour in defending the series' terracotta urn. Ashes anticipation was whipped into a further frenzy.
Predictably, The Sun led the way on the headline front with "Ashes to Bashes" before getting the word "PUNCHING" in capital letters into their intro; a reference to the alleged glancing blow landed by Warner on Root's chin in Birmingham's Walkabout pub at 2am following England's Champions Trophy victory at Edgbaston last weekend.
Fellow tabloid, The Daily Mirror pushed for "EXCLUSIVE" status (again in capitals) with their angle "England star Joe Root attacked by Australia batsman David Warner in bar fight over WIG". The story went on to say: "Warner grabbed a fake hairpiece Root was wearing on a night out, before striking the Yorkshireman across the face in front of stunned onlookers."