The bronzed brigade will be chortling in their togs across the ditch.
The old feud between retired Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke and former test batsman Simon Katich has reared its head - just below the head.
Katich, now a radio pundit, was the main speaker at a Melbourne Women in Cricket breakfast, when he talked about the spat with Clarke which is said to have caused Katich's premature departure from the test scene.
The bad blood reached boiling point when Katich grabbed Clarke - the vice-captain at the time - around his throat in the Sydney Cricket Ground dressing room after a test against South Africa in 2009.
"The hardest part about the whole affair was that it took me a month to get the fake tan off my hand," Katich told a delighted crowd of 440, the Sydney Morning Herald reported.