Kev and Off White Thunder head west to Beige HQ in Karori to talk about Freddie Flintoff's erectile malfunction, the poultice of Ben Smiths, Stephen Hotter's high performance and injuries, Mark Vermeulen's relapse, Gavin Larsen's inspiring words for The Neesh and Mitchell McClenaghan heat.
Emails From Around the World zero in on the Alaister's Battler XI to get amongst the Sachin Blasters and Warne Warriors, we get 70% on Muzza's bowling average under 30 test, and Reg gives us the run-down on Doull's anecdote.
Violence Corner is in tearing through Christchurch at pace like a bleeding eejit.
And email the chaps with your observations, nonsense, questions & thoughts here: (they read everything out) byc@beigebrigade.co.nz.