England 409
New Zealand 198
- England win by 210 runs
Where have you gone Dan Vettori? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Or, at the very least, those hunkered on their couches more than 18,000km from Edgbaston were feeling a little wistful for the just-retired maestro as New Zealand's bowlers were mercilessly taunted by a once-toothless England lineup.
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Oh dear. NZ's cricket honeymoon is over
If ever Brendon McCullum needed the safety blanket of a Vettori 10-1-50-1 spell it was in the early hours of this morning in Birmingham. On the flattest of flat decks, New Zealand conceded a garish 408 runs and the twin spin attack of Nathan McCullum and debutant Mitchell Santner went for 15-0-130-1.