Sure, current players have the refuge of air-conditioned hotel rooms, but there's no escaping desert cauldrons, regardless of how you prepare.
One school of thought suggests an ice box at day's end and throughout the night can be counter-productive because it fights rather than assists the body's assimilation into the natural environment.
Clear skies and temperatures in the low 30s are forecast for the duration of the first test, which starts tonight (NZT). It's one thing to survive strolling around the UAE streets but hours bowling off the long run or batting in suffocating protection equipment is an altogether different proposition.
The dehydration process accelerates as salty sweat evaporates off the skin - it's the first step towards becoming a human raisin.
Tonight the current team, after just over a week to acclimatise, need to adapt to such adversity.
Andrew Alderson travelled to the UAE courtesy of Emirates.