"To be honest, Australia didn't have to work that hard for their wickets.''
That's because a significant number of the dismissals came from batsmen playing rash shots and throwing away their wickets. Their premature departures left Dan Vettori and Dean Brownlie, in just his second test, to illustrate how to bat in the longest form of the game.
In forming New Zealand's highest partnerships in both innings, Vettori and Brownlie were the only Black Caps to emerge from the carnage with any credit. In fact, Brownlie spent a total of 375 minutes at the crease - eight minutes more than the top five managed together.
What made the twin collapses more perplexing was New Zealand enjoyed the chance to face two Australian test bowlers, James Pattinson and Mitchell Starc, in the warm-up match with Australia A a week before the test. Pattinson proved chief destroyer in the Black Caps' second innings, removing each of the top five and finishing with figures of 5-27 on debut.
Taylor, who Pattinson had caught behind first ball, tipped his cap to the 21-year-old but struggled to comprehend how he had done so much damage.
"You've got to give credit to James Pattinson, he put the ball in the right areas enough times for us to nick it,'' he said. "But we had a good preparation leading up to the match, we all felt confident.''
With any remnants of confidence sure to have dissipated, New Zealand head to Hobart for the second and final test, starting on Friday. Both teams have made a change to their squad - the Black Caps calling up Brent Arnel and Australia replacing 12th man Ben Cutting with allrounder Dan Christian - but it wouldn't be surprising to see the sides unchanged.
What would be a surprise would be to see a battling batting effort, spending time in the middle rather than slashing wildly at the first loose ball outside off stump. Taylor wasn't exactly promising that, but he was in philosophical mood following the defeat and looking ahead to the rematch.
"No one ever wants to get out,'' he said. "So yeah, it was just one of those days where we didn't execute as well as we would've liked.''