What a collapse.
British media optimism about the state of the English cricket team has crashed after New Zealand's impressive win at Headingley. Meanwhile, the New Zealand team lives in danger of being crushed by the weight of praise, although there was a barb aimed at the new spin twins.
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Scyld Berry, in the Telegraph, wrote: "One country in the two-Test series is all ready and equipped to take on Australia. If only it were England.
"They could hardly have played more wretchedly..."