International cricketers have to be capable of playing on any surface ... but when you look at the barren tarmac of Chittagong, it's understandable players might feel pangs of despondency batting or bowling.
Thud. That's the sound we've heard for the majority of the test as the pace bowlers hit the pitch sheen with a roughed-up ball and it balloons to the wicketkeeper. Doug Bracewell and Trent Boult have got the odd one to zing with the newer ball - particularly when they pitch up - but it resembles the 'strongman game' at a fairground; they're bending their backs for little reward.
The spinners aren't getting much purchase either. At times it looks like they're endeavouring to rip the ball off glass.
You'd have to be Shane Warne bowling his arsenal of chainsaws to dominate. Stealth is the watchword; sneak the ball past when the batsman's played through his shot or hit across the line.
Watching the ball onto the bat is more vital than usual as the game goes into slow motion. It's like bullet time in The Matrix.