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Cricket world mercilessly mocks the Australian team

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25 Mar, 2018 09:16 PM2 mins to read

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Steve Smith escaped with a slap on the wrist by the ICC for his role in the ball-tampering scandal โ€” but it could get much worse for the Australian captain and his vice-captain David Warner.
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It's a moment in Australian cricket history so scandalous, perhaps all we can do is laugh.

And the rest of the cricket world obliged with a relentless ambush of jokes at our expense, news.com.au reports.

No one was cheekier than this young red-headed South African fan, who waited patiently on the boundary during day four of the third Test before asking Nathan Lyon to sign a piece of sandpaper.

Nathan Lyon refuses to autograph the kidโ€™s sheet of sandpaper, with a smile on his face. #SAvAUS #Sandpapergate pic.twitter.com/5f1LKC9Uku

— .... (@seriyaaz) March 25, 2018

He wasn't the only cheeky bugger in the Cape Town crowd.

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Hey @CricketAus pic.twitter.com/8qraLRm5zM

— Craig Kieswetter (@kiesy_22) March 25, 2018

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But it didn't stop there. Former English cricketer Adam Hollioake was a meme machine on Twitter.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/NBcFXP4ZEO

— Adam Hollioake (@adamhollioake) March 25, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/MuImn8FziZ

— Adam Hollioake (@adamhollioake) March 25, 2018

From my Kiwi mates ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/E6o2PJCOyH

— Adam Hollioake (@adamhollioake) March 25, 2018

Perhaps the spookiest was this review for sheet of sandpaper on Amazon uncovered by Reddit. Check out the first review โ€” on March 15!

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Amazing flash deal on Amazon pic.twitter.com/VH7OjxSDPp

— Matthew hoggard (@Hoggy602) March 25, 2018

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