Auckland Aces' Champions League batsman Lou Vincent wants to cap a surreal last 12 months by returning to play cricket for New Zealand this summer.
He's played tape ball cricket in Pakistan, eaten pizza with former team-mate Chris Harris' family in Zimbabwe, convinced Olympic rowing legend Sir Steven Redgrave to demonstrate his sport using a packet of biscuits and two plastic spoons at the kitchen table and been fleeced for £10,000 by a Scottish conman. He hopes an international reprieve is next.
However, Vincent's chances appear slim, in spite of his encouraging form for Auckland in the Champions League in South Africa.
His 34th birthday looms next month and New Zealand coach Mike Hesson seems intent on developing his relatively youthful squad. However three of Vincent's four innings have resulted in useful opening cameos against quality international limited overs bowlers like the West Indies' Sunil Narine, Bangladesh's Shakib Al-Hasan and England's Dimitri Mascarenhas.
He has compiled 75 runs at a strike rate of 150.