New Zealand embark on world cricket's hiding-to-nothing tour this week.
Their tests against Zimbabwe begin in Bulawayo on July 28 and August 6. They fly to Harare on Wednesday and start a three-day warm-up on Friday against Zimbabwe A. In the interim, they will train in Pretoria while monitoring the political situation in 92-year-old President Robert Mugabe's fiefdom.
The Black Caps are expected to win because it's 'only Zimbabwe'. If they lose, the result will morph into a monster capable of bulldozing Rio Olympic medallists into the relegation zone of the sports pages.
In one respect, this is the perfect assignment for Kane Williamson to debut as the country's 29th test captain, especially after Yorkshire revealed he was suffering from "mental fatigue". That situation required urgent diplomacy from Yorkshire coach Jason Gillespie to assure fans it was "good, honest communication" rather than anything more untoward with the New Zealand skipper facing nine months of non-stop international cricket.
Williamson would be within his rights to covet a cricketing safari as most of New Zealand's sporting attention diverts to the five-ringed Games circus across the Atlantic.