Let's forget about that for a couple of weeks, while becoming overnight experts on lawn bowls. The storylines out of the Commonwealth Games, which start today in Birmingham, will be happy. At the Friendly Games, even defeat comes with a smile.
The reassuringly gentle tone and pace of the Commonwealth Games belie the magnificent determination of the athletes we'll be following over the next two weeks. Don't doubt the top-flight effort and preparation that has led to the performances. For many of those at the Games, these events are the peak of their craft.
But a lot of the codes on show have their biggest day at the other four-yearly show.
Of the top 10 nations on the medal table at the Tokyo Olympics, eight are not part of the Commonwealth. This is where the other countries – those less likely to have a military-like focus on creating robotic athletes – get to shine. Happily, some unique sports find their place here, too.
The International Olympic Committee's pathological drive to co-opt every sport, tap into growing youth markets and slap its branding on seemingly every endeavour is one of the more distasteful features of the modern sporting environment. The sense that there's something a bit unseemly about the battle to win Olympic hosting rights doesn't help.
Lawn bowls is unlikely to catch the eye of the IOC, but it's a fixture of the Commonwealth Games. And there's unlikely to be palms greased to win the hosting rights – the bigger dilemma at the moment is finding places willing to put their hands up to stage the thing.
While the Commonwealth in whose honour the games were founded frays at the edges and splinters at the core, it's nice to think this peculiar community of nations that come together for this sporting festival can find common ground in sport.
That these events are not the pinnacle for many of their sports is what makes the Commonwealth Games special. They teach us that while excellence is awesome, inclusion and participation are the truly magical components of sport. That's an important message for parents on the Saturday sidelines, also for teachers, big-money sponsors and government decision-makers. And, yes, for the media, too.
In four years' time, the Games move to the Australian state of Victoria. The events will be hosted throughout communities spreading from big-city Melbourne into the countryside. The hosting rights for the event later, in 2030, are yet to be decided. It could be time for Auckland to step up.