Fortunately some lighter moments leavened the match day mood. Q: How did grizzled England tighthead prop Jeff Probyn relax? A: Watched Fraggle Rock. Q: Who shrieked when confronted by a Thatcheresque bouffant of hair after looking in the mirror? A: Craig Chalmers.
What sets this book apart is balance; almost all the players and coaches co-operated for its 2010 publication. If someone from each camp is to be singled out for special commendation it would be England's Carling and Scotland's assistant coach Jim Telfer.
Carling, then 24, became "Thatcher's captain" despite claiming to have never voted. His candid responses are refreshing. He admits to being weak in certain areas of life, like pursuing what's described throughout as a "friendship" with Princess Diana. "How could I be England captain and be comfortable playing in front of 60-70 thousand people while at the same time be so bloody insecure," Carling says. He confesses his trepidation in leading gnarled veterans, being spat on at the airport post-match and having his photo plastered over a Scottish pub urinal where patrons preferred to douse him rather than unleash on the Saddam Hussein model next door. "Our customers seem to forgive mass genocide," the publican observed. One moot point might be the claim Carling had become "the most famous player in the world". In early 1990 the undefeated (and then incumbent) All Black captain Wayne Shelford, France's Serge Blanco or Australia's David Campese might contest that.
There's also a forensic examination of Telfer. The fear and respect the players had for him; his inspired team talks; his background growing up with parents who served the Duke of Roxburghe. He sounded like Scotland's Fred the Needle. For less than £3 ($5.50) on Amazon this was a compelling read.