Ben Strang with Devon Conway. Photo / Dom Thomas
By Ben Strang for RNZ
If you're a groomsman at a wedding, you're not supposed to turn up four hours late, are you?
As a mate, you're not supposed to keep your friends up all night, fretting, freaking out, chomping at fingernails, wondering if you're going to survive the night, are you?
I'm asking, because Devon Conway's doing my head in.
But maybe that's just the fact I've barely slept these past few days.
You see the above statements lack any real context, so maybe this will help you get your head around why Conway is more than just a special cricketer.
When Devon and his fiancee Kim arrived in New Zealand in September 2017, my partner Courtney and I had also just arrived back in New Zealand, after I'd spent a stint playing cricket in the United Kingdom.
Devon's first training session with Victoria University of Wellington cricket club was also my first training session with the club, and as the new boys we struck up an almost instant friendship.
I knew nothing of Devon at that first training.
When he padded up and walked into the indoor nets at Scots College, he immediately looked a class above.
In any sport, an athlete that looks like they have time stands out, and in that training it was as if Devon had the keys to the DeLorean.
Now, just because he excels at cricket doesn't mean he's good at everything.
It's no secret that Devon's chipping golf game is miserable at times, but often saved by a frankly miraculous putting game.
The number of times the game is on the line, on the final couple of holes, and he rolls home a 10 or 15 metre putt is beyond belief.
But I can exclusively reveal he's terrible at Jenga, so the man is human.
It's actually his humanity which makes him such a great man, and such a great friend.
You probably see him in his media rounds, and I make fun of him for it. He will have notched another big score but will never talk about himself.
He's always team first.
Whenever we talk, he genuinely cares about how I'm doing.
He always asks about my partner, about my dog. Heck, when he and Kim come around for dinner, he probably spends more time with our animals than us.
He has a huge amount of empathy, and I think that shines through, even at Lord's.
Some athletes have this public persona - Kiwis love a humble athlete who works hard and leaves it all on the pitch - but in private they're completely different.
I was once a sports reporter, so I know far too many of them to count.
Conway is as he seems. He's genuine. He's the real deal. And he's one helluva mate.
It's those qualities I admire, more even than his batting. I want the nice guy to finish first, for a change.
And I suppose I forgive him for those first two points earlier.
He was late to my wedding because he was winning the Super Smash final, and he kept me up all night thanks to his debut test hundred at Lord's.
If I think about it, I couldn't be happier for him.
Despite starring against India, the 36-year-old might have played his final test for NZ.