Yes, believe it or not, this is happening.
Here's just some of the things horribly wrong about this story.
Firstly, some NBA fans appear to believe a three-year-old girl would have snapped up the Twitter handle @rileycurry.
Secondly, these same pork chops believe a three-year-old girl, famous for hijacking her father's post-match press conferences, is in some way deserving of criticism.
Thirdly, in order to carry out the act of criticising a three-year-old girl, the same peanuts believe the best way to send disgusting, inappropriate messages to a three-year-old is to send it to this same Twitter handle.
Here's a taste of what poor Riley Curry - 29-year-old, Nashville, Riley - has been copping.
Fortunately, these boneheads were outfoxed by their own incompetence and Riley - three-year-old Riley - will never know about these vile messages.
Unfortunately, poor Riley - Nashville dude - becomes the innocent victim.
It's not all bad news for him. His tweet about how 'awful' it is to be mistaken for a three-year-old girl has certainly given him his 15-seconds of fame.
That tweet, which tagged in ESPN radio/television duo Mike and Mike had received more than 25,000 likes on Twitter at the time of publishing on Saturday.
Riley - NBA princess Riley - has previously come under fire from media commentators for disrupting her father's post-match press conferences.
Concerned at this trend of infant-scolding, news.com.au feels it is important to remind NBA fans all over the world that Riley Curry - press conference menace, Riley - is in fact three-years-old and is in fact not fair game for social media trolls.
Not your best effort, Twitter.