I was at the gym in Harlem when a couple of massive dudes on the bench press sat up to watch TV. It was a mid-afternoon debate on ESPN, and a table of basketball analysts was agonising over a certain mustachioed 2.1m centre.
"Was OKC's Steven Adams Being Racist?" cried the banner at the foot of the screen.
They played a clip of Steve being interviewed after his team's upset victory in the first game of the Western Conference Playoffs. Live before tens of millions of viewers and still catching his breath, Adams described the difficulty of defending "quick little monkey" opponents.
Sure, it wasn't a great choice of words, but it should only be noted as an unusually apt metaphor for describing the speed and agility of Golden State's star players.
If Adams was being racist then I'm the next LeBron James.