It's not every week you go viral for questioning somebody's testicles, but at the very least I have a new quote to headline my CV. "There are those who claim the media doesn't serve the public interest, but Tame is proof some journalists still seek out information people truly care to hear."
My thanks to the Guardian. No biggy, though. My grandparents and journalism tutors will be delighted and, with a bit of luck, no one will bother examining the context.
We were waiting for the OKC Thunder to invite media into their locker room.
It's an odd phenomenon where reporters and cameramen pile into teams' post-match changing areas just as players emerge from the showers in various states of undress.
But the Thunder players were buzzing. We could hear whooping from the showers and having just gone 2-1 up in the NBA Western Conference Finals, everyone was keen to speak to the Rotorua kid.