A kiss is just a kiss, unless, apparently, that kiss is followed by a doping test. In that case a kiss, or rather several kisses, can get you in trouble with the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.
That's what happened to U.S. Olympic runner Gil Roberts, who an arbiter recently ruled had ingested the masking agent probenecid unknowingly by "frequently and passionately" kissing his girlfriend just hours before his March 24 test.
Judge John Charles Thomas explained the full story in his case summary released on July 10, noting Roberts's girlfriend, Alex Salazar, had taken the substance as part of a medication she procured to treat a sinus infection while traveling in India. But because she had trouble swallowing pills, she took the medication by just swallowing the powder kept in the capsules.
According to the documents, Roberts, 28, had no idea Salazar was taking the medication or that she had taken the medication while "they kissed and 'chilled out'" the afternoon of March 24. Moreover, Roberts did not remember tasting medicine or anything bizarre when he smooched his girlfriend. He did remember, however, that the two kissed a lot.
"Roberts could not count the number of times they kissed between 1 p.m. and the doping control officer's arrival [at 4:07 p.m.]," Thomas wrote.