As a visual metaphor for Mo Farah's travails, it is difficult to surpass the sight this week of him leaping, heedless of any sense that discretion might be the better part of valour, on to a fast-moving treadmill, only to find himself spat out backwards. Twice. But if this seemed a foolhardy antic for a man trying to usurp the world record holder at the London Marathon, it paled against the study in reputational hara-kiri he would deliver at his pre-race press conference.
Farah did not so much go off-grid as plough into tundra regions hitherto uncharted in the realm of athletics PR. It was as if, in his apparent determination to stoke a feud with Haile Gebrselassie over an alleged burglary at the Ethiopian's hotel, he had mapped out his own Liam Neeson moment. Neeson, infamously, has a bespoke take on handling film junkets: start with a few token pleasantries about the movie, then veer off into a vignette about how you once tried to avenge a rape victim by prowling the streets in search of the nearest black person to kill.
Farah, we can surmise, shares a similar taste for the unexpected: kick off with some pabulum about how great it is to be back in London, then offer up the full script for a pilot episode of CSI: Addis Ababa.
It is the type of handbrake turn we will remember for some time, not least because the plot has since thickened to the point of Gebrselassie accusing Farah of assault, blackmail, defamation and of harbouring a grudge ever since Jama Aden — the Briton's former "unofficial facilitator" in East Africa, later arrested on suspicion of doping offences with other athletes — was refused access to the hotel. Farah denies all the claims.
Gebrselassie, for his part, is standing firm, ominously promising that in the looming legal battle, "one of us will be the winner". Truly, Coe versus Ovett had nothing on this pair.